{"title":"New Arrivals","description":"The newest pieces from Sweet Agitator - across all collections.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIf you want to see what just landed without knowing which collection to start in, this is where to look.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eUpdated as new pieces drop.\u003c\/em\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"the-juggler-john-roberts-protest-heavyweight-tee","title":"The Juggler — John Roberts Protest Heavyweight Tee","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eACT 3 OF THE SUPREME CIRCUS — THE JUGGLER\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe respectable one. The center ring. 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