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The Contortionist — Neil Gorsuch Tee

The Contortionist — Neil Gorsuch Tee

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ACT 6 OF THE SUPREME CIRCUS — THE CONTORTIONIST

Neil Gorsuch sits in a seat held open for nearly a year — a hearing denied so the bench could be bent. Since then he's been the loudest voice for stripping power from the agencies that inspect your food, your water, and your bank's fine print.

"Originalism" flexible enough to fit any outcome — rigid only when your protections are on the line.

What You're Wearing

  • 100% combed ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
  • Lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), pre-shrunk to hold its shape
  • Side-seamed construction with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Blank sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
  • Note: fabric is slightly sheer, especially in lighter colors or bright light

Part of the #NoKings collection — limited run. When they retire, they're gone. The run is the record.

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