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The Juggler — John Roberts Protest Heavyweight Tee

The Juggler — John Roberts Protest Heavyweight Tee

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ACT 3 OF THE SUPREME CIRCUS — THE JUGGLER

The respectable one. The center ring. Chief Justice John Roberts wrote the opinion that gutted the Voting Rights Act, the opinion that struck down student loan forgiveness, and the 2024 opinion granting presidents broad immunity for "official acts." Every landmark catch — his hands.

The juggler's trick is misdirection: you watch the calm face, not what's hitting the floor.

What You're Wearing

  • 100% combed ring-spun cotton, 5.5 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
  • Side-seamed construction with drop shoulder sleeves
  • 1x1 ribbed collar with reinforced neckline
  • Tear-away tag; blank product sourced from Bangladesh

Sizes S–3XL: S — Length 28", Chest 34–37" • M — 29", 38–41" • L — 30", 42–45" • XL — 31", 46–49" • 2XL — 32", 50–53" • 3XL — 33", 54–57"

Ships quickly with hassle-free returns.

Part of the #NoKings collection — limited run. When they retire, they're gone. The run is the record.

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